So I’m sitting in MacDonalds, just killing time.
Two Chinese young women join me and tell me they’d like to be my friends. They say they’d love to talk. I can’t reply cos my mouth’s full so I say nothing, just keep chewing as they look at me expectantly.
After a second or two of silence they glance at each other, lean in across the table and say to me very slowly and very loudly;
“Do You Speak English?!”